Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find:...
one 9mm handgun loaded with 13 rounds; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing 422 ziplock bags of suspected cocaine, 4.5 lbs. of suspected marijuana, ½ lbs. of mushrooms, 22 bags of edible marijuana, 8 vials of HGH, 14 pills of MDMA (Ecstasy); one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; an electronic money counter and $4,368; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
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Posted: 04/08/2016 at 7:44PM